(a parody of the Saved by the Bell intro)

When I wake up in the morning
And my Dexcom wails out a warning,
I don’t think I’ll grab the juice box in time.
By the time I take a breath
Having just there cheated death
I’m at corner just between “It’s fine” and “What the BLEEP?!”
It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the beep.

If my ‘betes throws a fit
I just grab my testing kit
And confirm the low I’m feeling all right.
Riding low in my chair
It takes a few tabs ’til I’m there
If I can wait these 15 minutes, it’ll be all right
It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the beep!
It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the beep!

It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the …
It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the …
It’s alright ’cause I’m saved by the beep!

 

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