First impressions of the Dexcom G6 on the blog tomorrow, but today it’s all about the old song that I pretended not to know all the words to.

Popping Dexcoms in my legs, like active beta
No need to calibrate, I’m throwing out mad data
Sippin’ coffee in my ride, in my ride, A1C 6?
‘Cause that Dexcom’s on my thigh, it’s a G6
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now maybe I’ll stop running high with my G6
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now on my BGs I can spy with my G6

Gimme that Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep
Gimme that Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop
Endos love my style, at their office, BGs mild
Get A1Cs droppin, we get that drop and drop
(Hey how ’bout two more weeks on this sensor — damn it’s gonna stop?!)

Hell yeah
No fingerstick, data-data up
When low BGs around me I might act like I’m a bit drunk
But alarms go off so I don’t get so low that I look drunk

Popping Dexcoms in my legs, my CGM bulge
No need to calibrate, my BGs just divulge
Feelin’ safer in my ride, kids by my side, no BG tricks
‘Cause that Dexcom’s on my thigh, it’s a G6
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now I’m not running high with my G6
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now on my BGs I can spy with my G6

Getting used to no finger, no fingerstick. Ima ma-make it feel so basic
Hey I keep it pancky, insulin bottles at the crib
This is how I live, every single day
But with increased access, T1D can help stress less

Hell Yeah
Bolus up, bolus-bolus up,
When I wait the long two hours, BGs acting like they stunk
They be acting like they stunk, acting-acting like they stunk
When I wait the long two hours, BGs acting like they stunk

But when the Dexcom’s on my body, I feel better
I watch the arrows, it’s like a BG open letter
Even though my panc’s a lazy guy, I can attempt to fix
‘Cause that Dexcom’s on my thigh, it’s a G6.
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now I’m not running high with my G6
It’s a G6, It’s a G6
Now now now now now now on my BGs I can spy with my G6

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