But it made me think about my travel experiences this past weekend (I was in Seattle for the ConnecT1D retreat – more on that in a few days, as I’m waiting for some input from the group out there), where diabetes was not at the top of my concern list, and yet I still spent some quality time with the TSA agents.
Most of the time, the issues at TSA screening points are minimal. There are moments when discussions get a little combative or feel intrusive, but I’m not the most comfortable flyer, so it’s kind of par for the whole travel course. (As in, everything makes me twitch.) This past weekend, I was pulled at the Seattle airport for extra screening because my bag tested positive for explosives.
This resulted in having everything screened with an extra level of scrutiny, including but not limited to the TSA agent unfolding all of my dirty laundry (actual dirty laundry, not metaphorical) and inspecting it. Made me feel weird that I folded all of my dirty clothes before packing them and also grateful that I didn’t accidentally bring something dodgy on my trip (waves giant exploding sex toy). My bag kept flagging as an issue, to the point where they spent 20 extra minutes examining everything in it, from my laptop to my phone to the hair brush at the bottom of my backpack. They even took a good look at my baby, who was kicking wildly at the inconvenience and making his presence visibly known.
“It might be your curling iron,” the TSA lady said, putting it in a bin and sending it through the x-ray screening for the second time.
“Maybe,” I said, wishing they’d give me my shoes back so I wasn’t toes’ing all over the highly trafficked airport floor.
“Your baby seems amused, though,” she said, watching my stomach undulate underneath my shirt.
“Yeah, he would prefer I visit the bathroom soon,” I said, while my son bounced around on my bladder. “But he’s definitely amused.”
40 minutes later, the agents concluded that I was not a threat and that my items all cleared. The agents barely looked at my pump and my CGM was a blip on their radar. I was sent on my merry way, realizing after a few waddling steps that diabetes played a role of ZERO in my TSA hold-up. Which was a weirdly nice change of pace from the “Excuse me, miss – is that a pancreas in your pocket?”