We had a package arrive in the mail on our second day in the new place.  A small, brown box without any descriptive markings.

Obviously this was the arrival of our housewarming Ninja.  Courtesy of one Ninjabetic, who spreads his yarny minions around the country.  (He’s awesome, George.  We love him!)  And since his arrival, Ninja has been acclimating himself to his surroundings and becoming part of our new place.  

Ninja believes in the importance of exercise, and he’s been using the ellipmachine day and night.  And then again in the afternoon.  Ninjas do not sleep. 

He keeps his ninja muscles firm.

He’s also environmentally-friendly, taking care of the banana plant in our bedroom.  

Ninja loves the greenery.

He’s been an excellent influence when it comes to oral care, and he’s been stealthily encouraging me to brush and floss … sometimes threatening me with his ninja stars, but I can deal.  It’s for dental health!

Ninja wants me to banish plaque!

Ninja has offered to handle the laundry folding, but he does NOT do the washing.  He doesn’t like bleach.  I think he’s scared the bleach will leave stains on his gi. 

Ninja is good at keeping that one red sock out of the whites.

But his biggest battle so far has been against one formidable enemy, who apparently exists somehow without a brain.  Here, it looks like Ninja is about to be stalked by the Sausage.  But he knows she’s there.  

You can't sneak up on Ninja.

He always knows.

Thanks again, SuperG, for this wonderful housewarming Ninja!!!  He’s currently hanging out with Syn and plotting world domination.  Chris and I are thoroughly entertained.  🙂

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