What is die-a-beeeet-es? What are all these little toys she plays with? Test strips are fun to chew on. What is that beeper thing? I see the delicious wires poking from the top of her sweatpants before bed. And I love those fun little plastic caps. I steal them off the dresser and hide them underneath her desk. Sometimes she mutters, “I can’t find a damn pump cap anywhere!” but I know where they all are.
I wanted to know what it was like to have this die-a-beeeet-es. I want to fit in. So when she jumped in the shower after she came back from the gym, I tried out her stuff.
I made sure my paw was clean before I tested.
I pushed some buttons on this beeper thing like she does before she eats, but then became distracted by the tasty tubing.
Okay, use the pricker thing. Push buttons on the beeper thing. Eat snacks. Got it.
This die-a-beeeet-es is a lot of work! I need a nap.