1st Rule: You do NOT talk about diabetes.
2nd Rule: … just kidding, of course you can talk about diabetes.
3rd Rule: If someone says “I’m low” or goes limp, grab some Glucolift.
4th Rule: Only two CGM transmitters to an order.
5th Rule: One snack at a time.
6th Rule: No insulin, no bolus.
7th Rule: Diabetes will go on as long as you go on.
8th Rule: If this is your first time at diabetes, you have to diabetes. But you won’t go it alone.
(nod to Fight Club)