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Help! (a rotten parody)

swedish fish(to the tune of the Beatles Help!)

Help! I need some sugar
Help! I’ll take any sugar.
Help! You know I need a snack
Heeeelp!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I made my insulin and that was that each day
But now these days are gone and my islets are uncured
Now I find I need a snack, Swedish fish are much preferred

Help me if you can, I’m feeling strange
And I think my blood glucose is out of range
Help me get my numbers un-deranged
Won’t you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways
My independence didn’t vanish, I’m just dazed.
Every now and then I just feel a little low
I know that those Swedish fish can help me up and go.

When I was younger, so much younger than today
I never needed anybody’s help in any way
But now I need a hand, it happens now and then.
And I’m grateful for community that steps up again and again.

Thanks for all your help, I’m feeling fine
It just took a few minutes, but I’m aligned.
Thanks for understanding while I whined
Thanks for help, helping me.

4 Comments Post a comment
  1. Ria #

    I will always have a special song in my heart when I am eating Swedish fish to treat a low

    06/8/17; 7:41 pm
    • The Betesles always make me smile. 😉

      06/8/17; 8:32 pm
  2. Dan #

    Hi Kerri,
    Would love to hear you sing the song. A great idea. As always
    have a great day.

    Dan

    06/9/17; 10:04 am
  3. That is a great one, you should ask Melissa to parody it.

    06/12/17; 8:57 pm

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