Put test strip into glucose meter.
(Yawn as the meter counts down because it’s six in the morning and what’s sleep?)
Look at screen.
Pull strip out of the meter.
Toss it into the meter back with all the other dead strips.
Zip up meter bag.
As toothpaste foam starts to drool out of my face, promptly forget what the meter result actually was.
Toothbrush hanging out of my mouth, turn meter back on and scroll back through the memory.
There it is.
Finally register result in brain.
Repeat every single day.