Sleep Cycle Your Face.
A normal sleep cycle:
Which is what I thought I had last night, until I woke up and saw evidence on the bedside table that suggested otherwise:
And then I remembered the whole thing: normal sleep pattern interrupted by one very sweaty low, followed quickly by a juice box, then another low a few hours later, and another juice box, and one moment to clean my teeth of the sugar consumed.
Making it look more like this:
Daylight savings time doesn’t have anything on a stubborn hypoglycemic event.