S#@t Diabetics Say.
The original "Sh!t Girls Say" videos make me laugh, because I unfortunately find myself saying things like "That poor dog needs some water" kind of often. (But they always look thirsty!) Since the SGS videos have busted out, I've seen lots of imitators pop up and do their thing (I'd link to them, but some are sassy and I've already titled this post with a curse word. Keepin' it clean in 2012, damnit.)
(For me, I'd also have to add, "I need juice," and "I promise not to blog this.")