Revisiting: Surprising Gym Results.
Blog hiatus'ing still, and I remain grateful that my current gym doesn't talk to me this way.
I like my gym. It is small, tidy, and there's never a wait for the machines. Chris and I go there every weeknight for about an hour. My workout varies from resistance training, circuits, and sometimes just some plain old cardio.
Last night, I did a cardio circuit that involved 10 minutes on the elliptical machine, 10 minutes on the treadmill, 3 minutes jumping rope, and then another 10 on the stationary bike. (Thirty-three minutes. Larry Bird, baby.) After I was done on the bike, the machine beeeeped! and flashed a message of completion which took me by such surprise that I yelped.
Apparently the machine was programmed in the wrong language, because as it cycled through the results, it offered me my snitt fart count, as well.
I do not know what language this is. All I know is that it surprised the hell out me. And I ended up with an impromptu ab workout due to uncontrollable laughter.
Originally published here: Surprising Gym Results.