My Dexcom Sleeps Nude.
During the day, my Dexcom wears clothes because it's a modest little machine:
But at night, it strips down nude and sleeps in a "hyperbaric chamber" ...
... because the glass makes the high and low alarm vibrations easier to hear. I just have to remember to make sure the glass doesn't have water in it before I go dropping the receiver in.
This is real life with diabetes: awkward, a bit strange, and always on the move. :)