Bird: A Quick Language Primer.
I am slowly learning to speak "bird," and it's been an eye-opening experience, seeing the world through her perspective. Here's a quick primer:
This is a "pewter."
And this breakfast treat is referred to as a "faffle."
"Bra." Self-explanatory, right?
"Size." A quiet pause, and then charging after her: "SIZE!! SIZE!!!"
Poor Size. She's going to end up covered in faffles one of these days.