Out of Commission.
Thank you guys for your calls/emails of concern. Everything is fine here, but I've been tagged in the eyeball by the little Bird's fingernail, and she scraped off a decent part of my cornea. This experience has been extremely painful, and I'll be unable to see for the next few days as my eye heals, but my doctor thinks I'll make a full recovery by the end of the week.
So thanks for the love and concern - it's much appreciated!! I'll update once I'm further into the healing process (i.e. when I can open my eye without letting the eff word fly). :)