This Thing Scares Me.
My well-meaning father brought me an Easter plant to cheer up my hospital room. Happy little Easter plant, right?
It scares the crap out of me. There's something so eerie and unnerving about this little critter that I turn it to face the wall when I'm ready to go to bed at night. A few of the floor nurses here agree with me, and they've taken pictures with their cell phones to send to their kids.
"Call it 'creepy,'" I suggested.
Because it is.