SEO-riously?
If I'm looking for a laugh, I can head over to my Statcounter page and learn just how people are stumbling upon this here diabetes blog. The top referrers are usually diabetes-related terms, and sometimes something involving my name, but other times - well, it just gets plain goofy.
Here are some of the latest results from the SEO leaderboard.
quippy phrase to sell adirondack chair - Honestly, this one is new. I don't think I've ever even used the word "adirondack" on my blog before. "Quippy?" Yessir, I've used that word. In my opinion, a quippy phrase to sell an adirondack chair would be "Ah, the wrong deck? Get an adirondack!" (It's good that I'm not in marketing.)
what is type 1 diabetes? tell me the truth - Okay, my child. Type 1 diabetes is a small, furry bird that lives solely on a diet of Cocoa Puffs and reality television. It's most often found in temperate climates, and is actually the only mammal that is born knowing how to ride a unicycle. ... Oh, tell you the truth? Fine. Type 1 diabetes is a disease that causes the body to no longer produce the hormone, insulin.
soxuntilme - Sounds like a Dr. Suess spoof.
Diabetes 365 project - YAY! I love seeing the visibility of the Diabetes 365 project grow and grow.diabetes type 1 - when to go back to normal life again? - Define "normal." Diabetes is a new normal, my lovely search term searchers. If you've found SUM in hopes of finding "normal," you are out of luck. But happy? Score!!
oh no - Oh, YES!
six until me AND bret michaels - Were you looking for this post? Or, perhaps, this?

Comments
Wow. What a gem. (The cat, of course...) Humor rules. Thanks for sharing it. As always.
Posted by: Michael Hoskins | March 18, 2010 10:22 AM
Oh! I think "Diabetes 365 Project" was me!
Posted by: Christine | March 18, 2010 10:31 AM
Okay, that picture of Siah and Rock of Love made me laugh so hard. I loved Bret until all that crap he pulled. Even in his cheesy reality showness I loved him. Then he had to be an idiot. Sigh. But Siah makes it all better. :)
Posted by: Cara | March 18, 2010 10:53 AM
I need to find out how to get those stats. I want to find out if anyone is finding me besides my pathetic self=publicity on FB or if anyone is finding me in a search engine. LOL
Posted by: Sue/RFamHere | March 18, 2010 10:53 AM
I hope Siah scratches that dude.
Posted by: SuperG | March 18, 2010 11:01 AM
HAHA! I actually laughed out loud about the type 1 diabetes-tell me the truth. SO FREAKIN' funny. I am so glad that I start my mornings off reading your posts. Awesome.
Posted by: Brenda W. | March 18, 2010 11:44 AM
Im going to load up funny words for your next search-a-palooza and see what obscure things I can get that will bring me to SUM.
Posted by: Michelle | March 18, 2010 10:19 PM
at least it wasn't "sexuntilme" :P
Posted by: Krista | March 19, 2010 07:50 AM