Sausage Paws is Comin' to Town.
(To the Tune of Santa Claus is Comin' To Town)
You watch out,
You'd better not cry!
(You'd better take insulin
Or your numbers will be high.)
Sausage Paws is coming ... to town!
She's making a list,
With her Christmas Elf,
But the only one naughty,
Is her own stupid self.
Sausage Paws is coming ... to town!
She stares at me when I'm sleeping,
She sniffs me 'til I'm awake.
She's us-u-ally bad, not good,
So beware for goodness' sake!
OH!
You'd better watch out,
You might want to move,
This little gray cat has something prove.
SAUSAGE PAWS IS COMING ... TO TOWN!!!
[fin]
Comments
Have a wonderful Christmas.
Posted by: emmy | December 24, 2009 12:42 PM
LMAO!!!
Posted by: SuperG | December 24, 2009 01:10 PM
ROTFL
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Rachel | December 24, 2009 01:13 PM
Ha! Instert "Taffy" for "Sausage" and you've got my sister's cat! Loved this!
Posted by: lindsay | December 24, 2009 01:32 PM
As always with your posts, this one made me smile. Love your blog Kerri, I tune in every day! Have a wonderful Christmas!
Posted by: Lisa | December 24, 2009 02:35 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR SWEET CATS.
Posted by: Denise | December 24, 2009 06:46 PM
So funny!!! That must be a wonderful cat to inspire such wonderful blog posts!! :) And she must be talking to her pal K.C. a lot - because she's taken to sleeping on me and sticking her head in my face to watch me while I sleep too!
Merry Christmas to you, Chris, BSparl, Abby, Prussia and, of course, Queen Siah Sausage!
Posted by: Karen | December 25, 2009 09:54 PM
Enjoying Princess Sausage and her exploits. Merry Christmas Kerry, to you, Chris and lil baby sparlette!
Posted by: NJsoozie | December 26, 2009 12:21 PM