A lovely commenter, Fran, leaving a lovely comment:
"PS how do you get your cats to sleep with you. all my cats have to sleep just out of arms reach - you wear cat nip?"
Oh Fran. It's not my fault. I wish I could make it stop. I do not wear cat nip. I don't have a headband made of Tender Vittles. I don't even leave any room for the stupid cat on the pillow.
Yet she comes.
On my head.