In the morning when the alarm starts blaring, I stagger off to the shower and make attempts to wake up in the hot water. I shower, blow-dry my hair, and proceed to finding something that isn't too wrinkled to wear to work.
You would think I'd be able to do these morning rituals by myself. But noooooo.
Siah wants to stand between the shower curtain and the liner and purr while I shower.
She wants to slalom between my legs while I move through the house.
And God forbid she leaves me alone for five minutes while I use the curling iron.
Siah, you provide me with endless entertainment. Now please, for crying out loud, leave me alone for five minutes!