SEO: Get a Pancreas!
After checking my statcounter today, I saw too many search terms leading readers here that made me laugh out loud - I had to share. Here are today's search terms that made my brain melt:
"finger tips hurt when urinating"
(What the heck?)
"insulin pizza party time"
"I believe in love and rockets"
(I agree. I love 'Love and Rockets.')
"squirrels are in my pillow"
(This is an issue that should be addressed promptly, no?)
"diabetes don't want to prick"
(Too much of an open door with this one. Let your mind have it's way with it.)
"needles hurt and make me want sausage"
(A Siah Sausage?)
"do not have a big wedding"
And my personal favorite:
"Get a pancreas!"
Damn straight. :)