Things I Found.
Things I found in my purse yesterday: Three loose Mentos candies, fourteen (!) dead test strips, one key to the dLife office that I keep forgetting to put back on my keyring, a dollar bill, and a package of gold star stickers.
Things I found underneath the bed: A CluckCoo cuckoo clock (which lead to the box being opened, which lead to a battle between two cats), a strand of white Christmas lights, my old notary public embosser, a dust bunny the size of a toaster oven, and a pair of expensive black high heels that I have never worn because I totally forgot they were there.
Things I found in our fridge: A huge jar of minced garlic, eleven bottles of Humalog insulin, one lone sharon fruit, two bottles of dessert wine, a jar of eye cream, and one of my birthday cards - cannot explain that last one.
Things I found out while arguing with my fiance: The wedding is so close (69 days from today) that I'm starting to lose my mind and am tweaking out unnecessarily. I also realized - yet again - that I hate arguing with the person I love the most. I need to remember this more often.
Things I found will make me laugh instantly these days: Any mental image of Siah tucked inside that banana, remembering Grape Ape and how he was driven around on the top of a van driven by a beagle, the fact that cats don't get wrinkles, and any pictures of old people in party hats. For some reason, those items are putting me over the edge today.
Things I found in the pot of my plant at work: The dismembered leg of an action figure I have here at work. Leave those production guys alone in here for a split second and they make a creative mess of things.
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