Bird is the Word
The phone rings.
Larry Bird: Hey Kerri. What's up?
Kerri: Dude, I haven't talked with you in ages.
Larry Bird: (laughing) Yeah, well I've been working on a new workout for you. I know you've been working out really hard lately. What's with all the focus? Did you get engaged or something?
Kerri: (almost spits her coffee out, giggling) Larry! Come on!
Larry Bird: Of course I already read it on your blog. Well, congratulations to you and Chris. So anyway, I've been thinking about some different ways you can mix up your workout, starting with that cardio routine. Are you still jumping rope?
Kerri: Ah, not as much as I was before. But I'll reinstitute that tonight. I've increased the incline and speed on my treadmill circuit, though. Still at 33 minutes, of course, Mr. Bird. But I'm looking to tone up my arms, too. Any suggestions?
Larry Bird: Well, try those tricep kickbacks I told you about. And the tricep dips. Do your best not to fall over. I know how clumsy you are.
Kerri: (blushing furiously but it's a phone call and he can't see it) I do my best. I'm just awkward.
Larry Bird: No trouble, Ms. Bride-To-Be. Try those exercises and your tri-s will be fly in no time.
Kerri: (pauses) Larry, that last part was ridiculous.
Larry Bird: I know.
Kerri: Okay. Well, thanks for checking in.
Larry Bird: Keep it cool, Kerri. And by the way, thanks for sticking to the 33 minutes of cardio. You're like the new Eric James Torpy. Later.